The increasingly visible polyamorous community is positioning themselves to be the next sexual civil rights movement, and you'd be right there on the forefront. You four could demonstrate the honesty and communication that are tenets of committed multi-person relationships. Imagine sitting down with Double Dick Dude and his partners to discuss your emotional and physical boundaries. Plus, if you also framed the fling as an embrace of polyamory, it would literally be a two-for. But instead of being a sidelined instigator, now you could put your mouth where your morals are. Sure, boning Double Dick Dude would just be drilling home the point you made with Interior. This spring, you insisted to the Daily Beast, "I don't even care if people think I'm gay.I wish I was gay." Then you proved it, pretending to own a five-foot statue of a penis in This is the End and laughing through the 26 - yes, 26 - gay jokes at your expense during your Comedy Central roast, even when Jonah Hill described you as our generation's Johnny Depp, "if Johnny Depp was a worse actor who blew guys."
You're already comfortable, standing in the center of the sweat with a camera, calling the tender man-on-man make-outs "beautiful and attractive."Īnd just as Double Dick Dude was heroically casual about having a boyfriend, you're one of the rare actors brave enough to shrug off questions about your sexuality. hinges on getting our culture as comfortable with onscreen gay sex as we are with the big-titted dry-humping on Cinemax. "Every toilet paper commercial has a man and a woman living in a house together," you said, and that's how 95 percent of our romantic films wind up, too. when you convinced a straight, married actor named Val Lauren to recreate the lost X-rated footage of Al Pacino's Cruisin' by participating in a gay orgy.Īs you told Lauren, we've been indoctrinated by a heteronormative Hollywood. In fact, you argued it yourself in your recent film Interior. Yet there's a bigger argument for experiencing Double Dick Dude's combined 13-inches of glory. But you've got the time management skills to squeeze in an hour of bewildering, memorable pleasure. But here's what we know about him so far: he's sex-positive, brave, bisexual, and in a committed relationship with a man and a woman who've given him permission to cheat - but only with you.ĭeducing from his aw-shucks revelations, Double Dick Dude is handsome enough to have racked up a decent number of sexual partners, and he has the charisma to turn straight men bi-curious, something I bet you've witnessed first-hand yourself at an open bar party at Sundance. This magical male unicorn (er, twonicorn?) is anonymous, which I estimate will last about another week. Let's get through the superficial reasons first. She’s cute, but I’d be very nervous that I’d damage her.” – Rappler.By now, your buddies have forwarded you the Reddit Ask Me Anything where a 24-year-old man with Diphallia - aka two penises - says he wants to give you a facial. When asked whether or not he’s met a woman with a similar condition for females, he said, “ I talked with someone who I think was the real Hazel Jones, with uterus didelphys on Reddit back around my AMA. She started shrieking with laughter and almost hyperventilated,” he said in a Rolling Stone interview. “Two of the funniest reactions were probably when a girl thought it was a prosthetic and went to pull one of them off and realized it was real.
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the seam can be a pain sometimes because the skin between them is a little delicate and sensitive.” – When asked whether they hang to one side of the pants or they split the seam “When I go commando, which is almost always except in winter, they take their own sides.The book, launched late December 2014, is available on Amazon and is quite unsurprisingly, doing very well. #acceptance- Double Dick Dude January 6, 2015 #imhappy because people are learning to accept that while we are all different, we are all the same inside. He’s done several media interviews and seems cool with revealing more details about his situation. Open and candid about life with condition, the book contains many anecdotes about his experiences – sexual and not. The man, who calls himself (Username Double Dick Dude) on Twitter, gained much attention after his very informative Reddit AMA (Ask Me Anything) session last year. MANILA, Philippines – A 25-year guy from Idaho has released a memoir describing his unusual life with two penises.
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